MIDI File 25K, 3 min. 47 seconds.

Heliodorus:

I've had a j-j-jolly d-d-day,

But though I am a b-b-bit elated,

Don't think from what I s-s-s-s-say,

I'm in-t-t-toxi-c-c-cated!

I look at the one and I see a p-p-pair,

I catch at sp-sp-spiders and I miss 'em;

And when I g-g-gaze on maidens fair

I want to k-k-k-k-k-k-kiss 'em!

Chorus:

He wants to k-k-k-k-k-k-kiss 'em!

Heliodorus:

But it's n-n-n-nothing but n-n-n-nerves

That's making me walk in these c-c-c-curves,

Don't think I'm a shammer

To st-t-t-tammer,

I s-s-s-suffer from n-n-n-nerves!

To w-w-walk along the st-st-street,

You d-d-don't know what it r-resembles;

With p-p-pins and needles in your feet

And in your kn-kn-knees the t-t-trembles;

I c-c-cling to every w-w-wall,

Embrace each p-p-pllar that is set up;

For if I ch-ch-chanced to f-f-fall,

How should I g-g-g-g-g-g-get up?

Chorus:

How could he g-g-g-g-g-g-get up?

Heliodorus:

But it's n-n-n-nothing but n-n-n-nerves

That's making me walk in these c-c-c-curves,

Don't think I'm a shammer

To st-t-t-tammer,

I s-s-s-suffer from n-n-n-nerves!

It's hard to f-f-find one's d-d-door,

When s-s-something has p-p-perplex'd one;

I've always walk'd in st-st-straight before,

Today I got inside the n-n-next one.

I hadn't t-t-time to look around,

When someone c-c-cover'd me with kisses,

And in my arms I f-f-f-f-found

Another f-f-fellow's m-m-missis.

Chorus:

Another f-f-fellow's m-m-missis.

Heliodorus:

But it's n-n-n-nothing but n-n-n-nerves

That's making me walk in these c-c-c-curves,

Don't think I'm a shammer

To st-t-t-tammer,

I s-s-s-suffer from n-n-n-nerves!

[Eccentric DANCE and Exit Heliodorus]