Gilbert and Sullivan Archive

YEOMEN OF THE GUARD DISCUSSION


A SAMPLING OF SOLUTIONS TO JACK'S CONUNDRUM

PETER HUME: "Why is a cook's brain-pan like an overwound clock?"

A cook's cranium is full of cotton wool and things, while an overwound clock is full of rotten spool and things.

HOWARD DICUS: Each is obsessed with providing seconds?

MARY A. FINN: When they are tight, they don't give seconds.

Or, They are both tight, and neither gives seconds.

(For any who may not know, being "tight" is a euphemism for being drunk.)

DR. CLIVE WOODS: "Tight" also means "not very forthcoming with money", and this also works in both solutions!!

DAVID DUFFEY: I have never seen a satisfactory answer; but Victorian cooks needing to begin their day with orders from the mistress:

Talk starts the one but torque stopped the other.

LISA BERGLUND: Very clever answer, but unfortunately, the fool of a conundrum reads, "Wherein lieth the difference between a cook's brainpan and an overwould clock?"

How about: the clock has no tick but the cook has a toque.

TOM SHEPARD: Not in my edition. It simply says " ...can you tell me, sir, why a cook's brain-pan is like an overwound clock?" Nothing here about "difference."



Page created 8 June 1997