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Dialogue following No. 13
Enter Jack Point. , in low spirits, reading from a huge volume.
Point. (reads) "The Merrie Jestes of Hugh Ambrose, No. 7863. The
Enter Wilfred , also in low spirits.
Wilfred. (sighing) Ah, Master Point!
Point. (changing his manner) Ha! friend jailer! Jailer that wast — jailer that never shalt be more! Jailer that jailed not, or that jailed, if jail he did, so unjailery that 'twas but jerry-jailing, or jailing in joke — though no joke to him who, by unjailerlike jailing, did so jeopardize his jailership. Come, take heart, smile, laugh, wink, twinkle, thou tormentor that tormentest none — thou racker that rackest not — thou pincher out of place — come, take heart, and be merry, as I am! — (aside, dolefully) — as I am!
Wilfred. Aye, it's well for thee to laugh. Thou hast a good post, and hast cause to be merry.
Point. (bitterly) Cause? Have we not all cause? Is not the world a big butt of humour, into which all who will may drive a gimlet? See, I am a salaried wit; and is there aught in nature more ridiculous? A poor, dull, heart-broken man, who must needs be merry, or he will be whipped; who must rejoice, lest he starve; who must jest you, jibe you, quip you, crank you, wrack you, riddle you, from hour to hour, from day to day, from year to year, lest he dwindle, perish, starve, pine, and die! Why, when there's naught else to laugh at, I laugh at myself till I ache for it!
Wilfred. Yet I have often thought that a jester's calling would suit me to a hair.
Point. Thee? Would suit thee, thou death's head and cross-bones?
Wilfred. Aye, I have a pretty wit — a light, airy, joysome wit, spiced with anecdotes of prison cells and the torture chamber. Oh, a very delicate wit! I have tried it on many a prisoner, and there have been some who smiled. Now it is not easy to make a prisoner smile. And it should not be difficult to be a good jester, seeing that thou are one.
Point. Difficult? Nothing easier. Nothing easier. Attend, and I will prove it to thee!
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